Finding Nemo:

Dory: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

Crush: Takin' on the jellies.

Marlin: What?

Crush: You've got serious thrill issues, dude.

Crush: Hey no hurlin on the shell dude.. i just waxed it..

Pearl: Hey! You guys made me ink!

Crush: Coo-Coo-Cachoo

Crush: Oh, it's tubular, ya know? Ya leave 'em on a beach to hatch all alone and then one day, koo koo kachoo, they find their way back to ya.

Peach: Well that was the shortest red light I've ever seen!

Pirates of the Carribean:The Curse of the Black Pearl:

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Hello.. Pirate!

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Mr. Gibbs: Then one day, he roped a couple of sea turtles and rode them away.
Will Turner: He rode a pair of sea turtles? Where's he get the rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from behind them] From my hair, on my back.

Pirate: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth Swann: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth Swann: Try wearing a corset.

Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one.
Jack Sparrow: If you spring me from this cell, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and you're bonnie lass.
Jack Sparrow: Lets just get one thing clear, how far are you willing to go for this lass?
Will Turner: I would die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Glad we got that all clear up.

Jack Sparrow: [Looking at the swords] Who made all these?
Will Turner: I did, and I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You have to find yourself a girl, mate.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, I burned it. Those smoke signals are over one thousand feet high! There are navy ships all over this sea looking for me and you believe they won't see that?
Jack Sparrow: No, but...why is all the rum gone?

Legally Blonde

Elle: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

Elle: The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known!

Elle: Brooke exercised. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands.

Elle: I'm studying the LSAT's
Serena: My cousin had that once. It makes you really bad down there.

Brooke Taylor Windham: A Delta Nu would never sleep with a man in a thong, I just like to watch him change the filter.

Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head!
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

Elle: I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
[someone whistles at her]
Elle: I object!

Emmett: I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I don't think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.
Elle: Maybe not to your face.

Elle: Excuse me.
[turns around and slaps David]
Elle: Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven't heard from you since!
David: [pause] I'm sorry?
Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?
David: Both?
Elle: Well, forget it. I've spent too much time crying over you!
Girl: [after Elle has walked off] So, when did you wanna go out?

Warner Huntington III: Pooh bear, just get in the car.
Elle: No.
[starts walking away, sniffling]
Warner Huntington III: You're gonna ruin your shoes.
Elle: Okay.
[gets in car]

Manicurist: Is she as pretty as you?
Elle: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but otherwise, she's not completely unfortunate looking.

Elle: This is what I need to become!
Old Lady at Manicurist: What? Practically deformed?
Elle: No, a law student!

Enrique Salvatore: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Elle: They're last season?
[looks down]
Elle: GASP! He's gay!

Elle: Bend and snap!

Emmett: Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?
Enrique Salvatore: Yes.
Emmett: Where?
Enrique Salvatore: A restaurant out of town, where no one would see us.
Emmett: How long have you been sleeping with Brooke?
Enrique Salvatore: Three months.
Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is...
Enrique Salvatore: Chuck.
[Everyone gasps/laughs]
Enrique Salvatore: No, I'm sorry. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend. 

Romeo and Juliet (1996)

Romeo: Did my heart love 'till now? For swear at sight, I never saw true beauty 'till this night.

Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I shall no longer be a Capulet.
Romeo: Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
Juliet: 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy, thou art thyself though not a Montague. What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to a man. Oh, what's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet; so Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, retain that dear perfection to which he owes without that title. Romeo, doff thy name! And for thy name, which is no part of thee, take all myself.

Romeo: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

Romeo: I dreamt a dream tonight.
Mecutio: And so did I.
Romeo: And what was yours?
Mecutio: That dreamers often lie

Richie Rich

Omar: That's not a house, it's a whole 'hood!

Pee-Wee: Hey, man, just checking out your crib here.
Richie Rich: My crib?
Herbert Cadbury: I believe that's street slang for home, sir, an idiom.
Omar: Who you callin' an idiot?

Not Another Teen Movie

Jake: No, not Janey Briggs! She's got glasses! And a ponytail! And she's wearing paint-covered overalls! Ugh!

Priscilla: You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "ooo" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism".

cheerleader: You better bring it.
Priscilla: Oh, it's already been brought.

[White cheerleaders]
Cheerleaders: We're black, we know it! We shake our big booties and we show it! We ain't white! We ain't white! We definitely ain't white! Break it down niggers!

Priscilla: I need t-to-the-fourth-power-y
Jake: What?
Priscilla: Time to talk to you.

Priscilla: This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences!

Austin: All I said was: "I'm pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so that Jake here thinks I'm telling you a secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear."

Teen at prom: Who would've guessed that everyone in school was a professional dancer?

Bruce: Mitch, girl go pee-pee not something I want to see-see.
Ox: I agree-gree.

Jake: Where's Janey?
Austin: Little Ms. Run Home to my Daddy, Ran home to her daddy.

Ricky: Here's Ricky!
Janey: Hey, Ricky. What did you do this weekend?
Ricky: Well, on Friday I stood outside your house in the pouring rain, screaming your name for hours.

Janey: I read Sylvia Plath, I listen to Bikini Kill and I eat Tofu. I am a unique individual!
Mitch: It sounds to me like you're a lesbo.

Bio-Dome

Bud: And what's ur name?*sticks arms out* Purple Sticky Punch

Doyle: I don't want to have to eat you!
Bud: I don't you to eat me either.

Falkner: What do you guys want out of life?
Bud: To die and come back as a leotard.

Monique: Russell, there's beer cans in the trash in the kitchen. There's beer cans in the trash in the bathroom. There's beer cans in the trash in the basement. What does that say?
Russell: We're out of beer?

Doyle: Miss? If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?
Mimi: By the way Doyle, I've been thinking about that yoghurt thing. Fruit at the bottom, waiting to be stirred.

The Hot Chick

Jessica: Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like to be a girl who has to shave her chin every morning.
Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.

[Clive, in Jessica's body, looks at a box of tampons frantically]
Clive (Jessica): I gotta do WHAT?!

Jessica: [on the phone to Billy after becoming a man] I should have made love to you when I had the chance.
Billy: Father Mulcahy?

Jessica: Look at these earrings! I'll be the envy of every girl at prom! Not that that's in jeopardy!

Clive (Jessica): [Walking into the bathroom after he has turned into Jessica] WHERE'S MY....?!

Teacher: I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. Eden here got the only A.
Jessica: That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there.

Clive: Fine. I'll give you your body back because it soooo important. Waa waa I'm crying about my body...

Korean Mother: Ling Ling, you forgot your bling bling!

Bongo Player: You can hide your weed in there.

Venetia: I wish my momma bought me some bling-bling.

Ling Ling: Out of all the Korean liquor stores, why did my dad have to walk into that one?

Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?
Jessica/Clive: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or barfing more?