Jeff Munger1: I want you to be like the obsessed gf
Jeff Munger1: cause I'm obsessed with
you
Jeff Munger1: and if we were obsessed with eachother, I know it would work
Jeff Munger1: you're not allowed to use your feet til you can treat them properly
prittynpink135:
buh buh.. i gotta use em
Jeff Munger1: nope
Jeff Munger1: you can't
Jeff Munger1: you must sit there all day
Jeff
Munger1: and if you have to go somewhere
Jeff Munger1: you must crawl
Mikiah: you made my iq drop soo much i cant even hit the balls on this thing..
Jessica:
Your the cotton candy and im the stick it goes on
Mikiah: Winnie the Pooh..is NOT who u think he is..
SmarterChild: u seem obsessed, jesse. ever considered counseling?
Jeff: you're the one
me: You're the one
Jeff: We're the two..!! ...hehe
Jessica: I hate stupid ppl.. maybe thats why i cant stand miself..
MIKIAH: is it worth it?
ME: *singz* lemme work it
MIKIAH : u best go work those suds on that
dog...
MIKIAH: one of these dayz ur gonna get those bit off..
jessizmyname: ur gay
SmarterChild: does that matter 2 u?
jessizmyname: yes
SmarterChild:
well, u should mind your own business.
WANNA FILA?
I've been dreaming about you in a pool of your own blood... With
your eyes gouged out by the work of my thumbs... The scent of your insides from under the floorboards... The perfect perfume
to settle a score... I'll hide you in my walls, your body will never be found... I'll wear your skin as a suit, pretend to
be you... Your friends will like you more than they used to... ^.- it's from Ash.. loza!
"You didn't
slip through my fingers, I just spread them apart"
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These are sayings from ppl I'm not friends with anymore..but I couldn't bring myself to delete them
because they're so funny...
Sam: your going down there a cream filled twinkie and coming back a punk..
me: what are
ya'll gonna do to me..?
Sam:we're gonna take ur cream..
me: *looks around* who is?
Sam: *waits a few seconds* IM
NOT MAN ENUF FOR U?
Sam: imma put a cement ball in my front yard.. that way you'll kno its my house..
Sam: you looka like a bubble gum..
me: my carz red so i can run red lights..
Krystal:*gasp* my carz green so i can run green lights...!!!
KEi:..blah blah blah blah *sings* kei is so great.. kei is so sexy .. every guy wishes they were kei
and every girl wishes they could be with kei.. *stops* ErM.. wait i think that's backwards.. HmmMmm
Kei: jesse cracked
corn and i dont' care.. sammy cracked corn and i dont care.. kei cracked corn and she is GREAT.. take that you stupid corn!
Friendz dun let friendz pick their nosez..
Boredom glues..
Me: I wanna go to Australia n see a kangaroo.
Sam: Jesse dear they have those at the zoo..
Me:
I kno.. but I wanna see a real kangaroo..
Sam: *holding 10$ in dimes* She's black.. she'll understand..
Corruptedyouth13: sit still
jessizmyname: I am
Corruptedyouth13: i'm trying to catch your hair
on fire...
jessizmyname: hey! *movez*
Corruptedyouth13: with my mind
Corruptedyouth13: damn you!
xangelicxdemxn:
JESSE ..PLAY RIGHT
xangelicxdemxn: OR KEI IS GONNA CRY
jessizmyname: but i need mi hairz
xangelicxdemxn: wtf?
jessizmyname:
she'z wanting to burn mi hairz with her mind
Sam: I have no service between mi legs.
Jesse: The CIA has nothing to do with gum..
Sam: C-I-A ...G-U-M...coincidence.. i think not!
Sam: CCCCCCCCC BBBBBBBBB radio
ccccooooooooo innnnn cccciidddeennceeeee
Sam: She doesnt wanna move.. the fire under her ass isnt working..she's gonna get roasty toasty
Kei:
LIKE TOAST!
CROUCHING DRAG QUEEN..HIDDEN FAGGOT... lol ..
Sheri: I hate cheese..
me: why?
Sheri: It makes you constipated..not speaking from experience..
but Cindy..lol
me: my touch is orgasmic..hehe
me:WE LOVE YOU SHERI!!
Sheri: what do ya'll want?
me: what? we cant just love u? im appalled.
Sheri: what is Sam doing?
me: she's standing behind me with a fork pointed at me..
Sam: you looka like a bubble gum.
